Tag: jokes

Google Translate Songs with Idris Elba

-If you’ve ever — If you’ve ever used Google Translate, you know it’s not always perfect. For example, when translated to Latvian and back, “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” becomes “This is Jimmy Fallon’s Show Tonight.” So we did the same thing with popular song lyrics. Some people have done this online. It’s super

Norman Reedus Explains How He Ended Up With An Internet Famous Cat

IT DOESN’T SAY WELCOME BACK. BUT I’LL WELCOME BACK BACK. FOLKS, FOR 10 SEASONS, YOU’VE KNOWN MY FIRST GUEST AS THE CROSSBOW-WIELDING STAR OF THE HIT SERIES, “THE WALKING DEAD.”>>STOP.>>WHY?>>IT’S ONE OF THE BORDERS.>>THEY’RE WALKERS. WE CAN STILL GET THE DEER.>>IT’S TOO LATE.>>WHY ARE WE STILL RESPECTING BORDERS WE NEVER AGREED TO WHEN ALPHA ISN’T

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!

*grunting* *dont change this one, it is perfect* Stupid 12 year olds! I’m wrecking you kids! (savage) Uh *360 CARSCOPE* UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH (Everyone Cheering In The Game) How does Jeffy’s nuts taste?! *grunt* *grunt* *again* *grunt* *3rd time* *grunt* *4th time* Alright Jeffy, it’s time for do your chores. *mocking* It’s time to do your

R.I.P. The Internet

WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SAY HELLO TO JEAN-BAPTISTE RIGHT THERE AND THE WHOLE BAND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>Stephen: THAT OUTFIT IS AMAZING. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE WRAPPED FOR CHRISTMAS