How to Win An Internet Argument: Meet Me in the Middle


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John and Sarah got engaged, about time. Nice picture though. Jamie’s going to prison again… cool Oh, Uncle Jim, oooh no, he needs a fact check How did it ever come down to this How could I have been so blind My right wing uncle just doesn’t understand But maybe THIS will change his mind A steaming pile of socialist crap I don’t know my nephew anymore But I’ve got the perfect response To finally win this Facebook comment war! He must be lonely always being wrong, Typing in the dark with no pants on Can we compromise, can we harmonize Come together, see eye-to-eye Will you meet me in the middle… of my side since i’m right? Let’s just agree to agree with me And stop this silly fight Try to think outside your box Come bathe in my insight We can meet in the middle of my side since I’m right Trump is the best! I like Justin Trudeau! I like hot Canadians Okay maybe you should move up there then Sounds good, I love free medicine! Football is too violent Go Redskins That’s racist You are so P.C.! I love peanut butter I prefer preserves How are you related to me? You only friended morons who agree with you And it’s dumbing down your dumb stupid head You’re in an idiot sandwich And the internet is the bread Come meet me in the middle… of my side since you’re wrong. Tear down the wall between us Over here’s where you belong It’s not too late for you to admit You’ve been mistaken all along We can meet in the middle of my side since you’re wrong Racism, Feminism, Flat-earth-ism, Circumcision Is there any politician we could throw in prison Do I dab or twerk, Gif or Jif, And can I call a hot dog a sandwich Is the Federal Reserve using GMOs To 3D print vaccines that make babies explode What color was the dress, the two-state solution Every single problem has a simple resolution!!! Just meet me in the middle of my side since you’re dumb You can practice having half a brain Giving my posts upward thumbs I’ve got all the answers What a shame that you’ve got none Just come meet me in the middle of my side Just come meet me in the middle of my side Just come meet me in the middle of my side Since you’re dumb Since you’re so dumb Now please help bring peace and harmony to the world by posting this on the wall of someone you love… to disagree with And bring peace and harmony to your brain by touching that notification bell tenderly Never miss a video, join the Schmosketeers….. or something, I guess

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